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Thursday, 5 June 2008
The Endless Woes of Women
There is thing about living as a female in this world. We just simply can’t help ourselves but compare ourselves with other females. Maybe I’m speaking for the majority of women... or maybe I’m just speaking on behalf of Frances Lyn...but at least I know I’m not alone in this world! Now girls, don’t tell me you’ve never checked a girl out before! That would be impossible! Besides, I think it’s healthy to check girls out in moderation. =) 
It’s always come “naturally” for me to check out girls... I mean we need to know how we fare in this ‘race’ to find Mr Right right? There are so many things a girl can look at. First are the cups. I suppose they matter to the men of this world. How can it not right? And even for a girl, cups can get really confusing. I mean there’s size 10, 12, 14, 16... and so on... then there’s A, B, C, D, DOUBLE D... F, G, H ... like WTF! You wouldn’t believe it yourself... but YES SOME PEOPLE ARE A H CUP!!!!! *faints* Pity those ladies la... they get sore backs and only dream of having a breast reduction – and if that’s not even enough trouble for you – it’s even harder for women to find the right bra that fits well. But anyway – men should respect women for all the trouble we go to! After all, if we didn’t buy the right bra’s – we’d all end up saggy looking and that wouldn’t be cool right? Though, sagging is inevitable as women age so I guess men out there, you can’t escape from saggy boobs! I guess it’s not so important for a woman to know another woman’s cup size because we can’t change the size we are – but it is interesting to see the clothes that women choose to wear depending on their cup size and whether or not it’s flattering to their body.
After cups, naturally comes butt! Some ladies butts are like whoppers with extra double bacon and cheese! aka Kim Kardashian and Beyonce Knowles! Sometimes I wonder how some people’s butts get so big! Must be all the double bacon and cheese burgers from Hungry Jacks they’re eating. That’s big butts – then there are the flat butts – like mine! Flat butts are totally pathetic. They don’t flatter you at all when wearing a pair of jeans and just looks retarded having a flat butt, but the flat butts seem to run in the Wong side of my family.
After butts, you have to check out the hips. Sadly, I’m not one that’s blessed with small hips. I have ugly jutting hips that stretch a mile long. *sigh* I hate it... but the big hips seems to run in the Hoh side of the family. *sigh* It’s not something I can change ... but I’ve grown and learnt to accept them as they are. And as you move up to the waist, you have to check out the girls tummy. Flat or muffin top? Generally I have a flat tummy because my torso is absolutely ultra extra long with a cherry on top. I don’t like having an extra long torso – unless I’m standing next to Tram Vu – because then it makes me feel more normal. Her torso is just about as long as mine. The thing with long torso’s is that you’ll always have a pretty flat stomach. But I have a secret hidden muffin top that is starting to make its debut appearance...
Next most obvious would be the legs. Unfortunately for me, I’ve been blessed with ultra short legs. So short that I usually have to end up cutting about 5 inches off my jeans. Lucky for me I got a few Topshop and Miss Selfridge pants which I didn’t have to end up cutting! Hurruh~ first time in my history of buying pants that I didn’t have to get them cut! Legs come in all shapes and sizes from fat jello legs with thick calves and ankles (like mine) to slender toned legs like... (I don’t know who) – but you know a good pair of legs when you see them. Knees are also a funny annoying thing. I know we won’t be able to walk without knees... but knees are just darn freaking ugly man! My knees are a bit ... or very demented. I can’t stand the sight of them. And then there are those with boney wobbly knees... and then there are those girls with the perfect long slender legs with thin ankles, slender calves and *normal* looking knees!
There are a lot of things to check out when checking out girls hair, face, makeup, hands...the list is endless...
...the endless woes of a girl!
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@7:52 pm
bye bye~