I have to pronounce my absolute digust, detestation and repungance for anything with a beak! I mean, c'mon BIRDS are the ugliest, germ-spreading animals on earth. They have small coo-coo heads with peanut sized brains, skinny, scaly, stocky legs, beady black eyes and feathers filled with germs. When they walk, their head moves in a cocky motion. *shudders* I hate walking past birds at Uni. The walk way is supposed to be for me to walk on and not those birds! If birds are walking on these walk-ways, I have to go out of my way to walk around them! Fair or not?

Then there are those birds that try to fly, that shouldn't even attempt to fly! For example FAT DUCKS!!! FAT DUCKS SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO FLY AT ALL! You want to know why? Because they cause car accidents when they do!

On Friday morning, I was driving along Nicholson Road minding my own business. Then out of the blue comes this flurry of brown blur that FLOPS in the air and lands on the road. I thought this duck would be smart enough to move out of the road quickly because it has a head bigger than a pigeon and would be assumed to have a walnut sized brain instead of a peanut sized brain, but no, this was no ordinary duck.

This was a FAT BROWN DUCK! So it casually plodged on the road, wings a flutter, meanwhile, you know, I just had to casually SLAM ON MY BRAKES AND BEEP THE TOOT OUT OF MY CAR AND SWERVE TO AVOID HITTING THIS STUPID FAT DUCK!!!! #$#@%^$^%$^&$%^#% Would you be pissed off or what? This duck can't even fly and wants MY CAR to go flying! Lousy duck! Lousy birds!