Theres a monster under your bed...

I must admit... I'm a little retarded sometimes. Ok... forgive me, I'm very retarded sometimes. Ever since... ever, I occassionally get scared at night before going to sleep because I'm afraid of monsters hiding under my bed. It's so stupid right?! How can a monster be hiding under my bed... But late at night I don't like to get off my bed unless I need to go to the toilet... I usually do a quantum leap for the door... because I'm so scared that hands will come out from under the bed and grab my ankles! *argh* nightmare! Scary right!

And even when I'm sitting on the toilet doing my business as you do... I get these wierd images in my head of snakes and hands coming up from the toilet bowl to touch my bum! Eeeeeeeee!!!

So right... since there could potentially be monsters under my bed... there naturally has to be potential for monsters to be inside my cupboard right??? So I always close my cupboard doors just before I go to sleep because I don't want anything peeking at me while I'm sleeping.

AND THEN...

This morning.... I woke up and my cupboard door was OPEN!!! Only one of the doors was open ... !@#$%" How the heck did it open all itself? Actually it's happened a few times already and I'm pretty sure that I close the doors just before I go to sleep. In fact, when I'm using my laptop on my bed, I don't like having the cupboard door open either... it's just creepy. And plus, if my mother were to come into my room in the morning, I would know because I'm generally a pretty light sleeper... so it comes back to the question of HOW THE HECK DID THE CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN?

In fact, you know I don't even know what I think these monsters are supposed to look like... it's so stupid. I don't know why I'm so scared all the time...

There are monster forces inside my room I think...
Anyway... stay tuned for part two of this story...

"What lurks inside weiwei's cupboard? (during the day time)"